Apr 19,2014
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frienclzone:

choking on water is the worst because how do you stop choking? drink something? well ive got some bad news for you


Apr 18,2014
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amberisntacrayon:

I was at the mall today and overheard this dude talking to two lesbian chicks. I hear him ask, “So which one of you is the guy in your relationship?” And the one girl looks into her pants and says, “It’s not me. How bout you? Are you hiding a dick in there?” Then her girlfriend looks in her pants and says, “Nope, I’m not.” Then the first chick looks at the dude and says, “Hmmm, guess that’s why we are lesbians.” And then I lost my shit.


Apr 18,2014
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Apr 18,2014
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assemble-the-assbutts:

tholki:

jayjsupremacy:

xvilex:

southern-feminism:

"If a woman has [the right to abortion], why shouldn’t a man be free to use his superior strength to force himself on a woman? At least the rapist’s pursuit of sexual freedom doesn’t result in anyone’s death."

-Something Maine lawmaker Lawrence Lockman actually said

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kill them

kill them

i think my brain melted from all this stupidity

some people are just so stupid they’re dangerous


Apr 18,2014
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Apr 18,2014
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“i remember this. it’s fourth of july, 1996.”


Apr 18,2014
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fcukur:

digbicks:

Romanticisation of Mental Illness, Kelsey Weaver

This really hit me hard jesus christ.


Apr 18,2014
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Actors meeting their characters

John: good evening, you alright?
Martin: what the fuck
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Benedict: oh my gosh hi, I am so sorry are you okay? can I get you anything?
Sherlock: liar
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Derek: stiles is such a dumbass omg
Tyler: smh shut up u love him
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Stiles: aaayyyyyy
Dylan: aayyyyy lmao
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Dean: I secretly love castiel
Jensen: I openly love misha
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Castiel: I am castiel, angel of the lord
Misha: lmao yeah okay did u see this video of me cooking with my son
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Captain Jack: I like dick
John: I like dick
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Matt: Its crazy how we finish eachothers-
Doctor: saNDWICHES
Matt: THATS WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY
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Tony Stark: I'm Iron Man
Robert Downey junior: No, I'm Iron Man


Apr 18,2014
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dragonbornsamwinchester:

hiddley:

#and finally the rightful stark will sit on the iron throne

Iron Throne belongs to Iron Man, that’s just pretty logical though.


Apr 18,2014
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wowsteven29:

howigothealthy:

sodamnrelatable:

Two scientists walk into a bar

The first says “I’ll have some H2O.”

The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.”

Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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